It’s from God. It says “Leave God Alone.

Will ‘reading’ the note in our church welcome basket. 

I’m pretty sure that’s from the New(er) Testament in the Book of William.  The fuller reading is something along the lines of “Leave God Alone.  He’s sick of you and all your ‘problems.’ Go bother someone else.”  [In reality, this seemed to be part of Will’s ongoing scheme to convince Nic and I that “we don’t go to church anymore.”  ]